Pet Lover's Friend Mugs

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Works every time.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Desert Island BBQ