Best Friend On An Adventure Pillows

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

The Mouse Princess

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda