Bernie Sanders Supporter Gifts

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

"Eat my dust!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

David and Goliath.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

Starfish doing the wave.

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Floating Dragon

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

That's my son! Bat boy.

Queen reigning.

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Determined little guy.'

Ballad of a Replacement Player

Martin O'Neill

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

Ugly sisters