Benevolent Teaser Pillows

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'All profits go directly to charity'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Green Pieces 90% Air

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Vicar Baiting

Fragrans Tortuosa

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"I'll bet those campaign ribbons have a lot of stories."

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."