Benevolence Enthusiast Pillows

"At the sound of the beep, you may donate your home to the charity of your choice."

Club Antisocial

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Peace. Love. Light

"You're afraid of what?"

Social Worker

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

OM, SWEET OM

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I am one with stupid.

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"