Benevolence Enthusiast T-Shirts

"At the sound of the beep, you may donate your home to the charity of your choice."

Club Antisocial

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Peace. Love. Light

Social Worker

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

OM, SWEET OM

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"You're afraid of what?"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

I am one with stupid.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'