Benefits Navigators Pillows

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Social security.

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

I hate these flying fish

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Not in front of the crew!"

Swerving and arguning lane