Benefits Navigators Gifts

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Social security.

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

I hate these flying fish

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"This is my final offer: you get 18% and a kind word on Yelp."

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Not in front of the crew!"