Ben & Jerry's Fan Pillows

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Under pressure.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Hollywood or bust!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Lunch Meet

Dua Lipa caricature

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Pizza Shard

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince