Ben & Jerry's Fan Mugs

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Bowled over again!

Under pressure.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Lunch Meet

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Dua Lipa caricature

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Elton John

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

David Letterman

Madonna

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Stephen Fry

Antonio Banderas

Elvis fans

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Amy Schumer

Pizza Shard

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."