Belly Button Aficionado T-Shirts

'I told you innies are better than outies.'

'Inny' and 'Outy' trays in the Dept. of Belly Buttons

'Let's go - play ball! Quit staring at your navels!!'

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Body by Jake

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Innie Outie

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

Stomach Fishing.

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

To help relieve the strain on their backs, many men are using beer-belly strollers.