Bellringer Gifts

"Youd better cool it, we've had a complaint from the noise abatement society!"

"I'm operating it remotely as we speak! ...and no one even knows I'm gone!"

'There's nothing on.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Star Wars Audience

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"The guy's a natural!"

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Bell ringer.

Ding and Dong.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

Overnight Programming

Two friars ringing bells

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Experience!"

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

Bell disaster

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

The British Society of Campanology...

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"