Bellringer Pillows

"Youd better cool it, we've had a complaint from the noise abatement society!"

'There's nothing on.'

Star Wars Audience

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Ding" "Dong"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The guy's a natural!"

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

Bell ringer.

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Ding and Dong.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

Two friars ringing bells

Overnight Programming

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Experience!"

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

Bell disaster

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

The British Society of Campanology...

New study: Brain Fat.

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"