Bell Ringing Buff Pillows

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Get on with it!

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

French horn.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Ding" "Dong"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"The guy's a natural!"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Arturo Sandoval

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Ding and Dong.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

A cocktail in a tuba

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"Bork! Bork!"

Two friars ringing bells

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"