Bell Ringing Buff Mugs

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Get on with it!

French horn.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Ding" "Dong"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"The guy's a natural!"

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

The Missing Bell

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Arturo Sandoval

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Ding and Dong.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"Bork! Bork!"

A cocktail in a tuba

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

Two friars ringing bells

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'