Bell Ringing Pillows

"Alright, who's the ringleader?"

'You are still pulling a bit too hard, Mr. Dunn!'

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

"I can't quite remember - Do I ding or dong?"

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

"Cutting edge stuff, Mrs Bellamy - Cordless Bell Ringing."

"Can't you put it on vibrate?"

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Ding and Dong.

Dating Agency - "Someone attractive, medium height, brunette and an interest in bell ringing..."

"Stick with Ted, he'll show you the ropes."

Monk to monk: 'Can you take over? I have to tinkle.'

'What do you mean 'Practising bell-ringing'?'

"Remember, it's dong after ding except when it's bling. Then it's bong."

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

"I'm just going for a tinkle!"

Bell Ringing

Monk and bell-ringing cistern.

Two friars ringing bells

Labelled Church Bells.

"Youd better cool it, we've had a complaint from the noise abatement society!"

'Surprise treat! Ding-Dongs for everybody!'

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Ding" "Dong"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The guy's a natural!"

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

The Missing Bell

Bell ringer.

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"You rang?"