Believer In The Strange T-Shirts

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Route 666.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"If only you knew. . ."

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

'Do you believe in humans?'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."