Believer In The Strange Prints

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"What a way to go."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Route 666.

"You wanna put that back?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"If only you knew. . ."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

'Do you believe in humans?'