Believer In Many T-Shirts

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Give Thanks.