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UFO research centre

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

dog vs UFO...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

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What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Anywhere but here

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"