Believer In Extraterrestrials Mugs

UFO research centre

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Anywhere but here

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'