Extraterrestrial Devotees Mugs

Alien tapping ufo spotter on shoulder 'Seen anything yet?'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

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'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."