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'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

'Don't worry about where your wife left the insurance policy before she died. You'll be able to ask her yourself next Tuesday.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Courage. Love.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Dustbin monster.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Pyramid UFO...

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"If only you knew. . ."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"