Belief System Analyst T-Shirts

Dress up their curiosity with t-shirts that celebrate the analytical mind. Perfect for belief system analysts who enjoy showcasing their love for exploring ideas with a bit of witty flair.

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?'

'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?' mockup

'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?'

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"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts." mockup

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

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"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon." mockup

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

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"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy." mockup

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!' mockup

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

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Welcome: Skeptics Society

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"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!" mockup

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

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"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual." mockup

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

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"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO." mockup

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

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"I plan on keeping this off my resume!" mockup

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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Confirmation Bias

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"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are." mockup

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

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Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more. mockup

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

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"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor." mockup

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.' mockup

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

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Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!' mockup

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

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"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers." mockup

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

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"People are crazy."

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Religion, This End Up

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Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

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"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true." mockup

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

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'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.' mockup

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

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'So it wasn't b*****t after all.' mockup

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

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Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

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"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload mockup

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

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Sigmund Freud

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'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?' mockup

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

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Silent Body Language

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'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.' mockup

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

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"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything." mockup

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

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'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?' mockup

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

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Belief System Analyst T-Shirts Collection

Belief System Analyst Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for belief system analysts—each one a witty conversation starter and philosophical nod in your morning routine.

Belief System Analyst Pillows

Bring some thoughtful humor into their sanctuary with pillows that celebrate their love for analysis and exploration.

Belief System Analyst Prints

Enhance their environment with prints that reflect their inquisitive nature and passion for understanding the world around them.