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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Oh, crap.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"He's mad at God."

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."