Belief System Explorers Prints

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."