Core Belief Analyst T-Shirts

Oh, for pete's sake, spare me the "core beliefs" lecture again, willya?

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Greek Crisis

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Monogamy

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Confirmation Bias

Greek Crisis

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

Religion, This End Up

"He's mad at God."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"They're really more like a bucket list."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Who do I hold accountable if you miss the deadline? Any next of kin?"

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

Plank

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

Equal Time for All Christians

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."