Being Shipwrecked Gifts

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'