Being Shipwrecked Gifts

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

"I just feel like a cliche."

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."