Beholder Buddy Pillows

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Wanna talk about it?

Father and son with matching beer crates.

A giant glass of red wine

Next Round Indicator

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'