Behavioral Pillows

'Welcome to the OCD helpline. Please press '9' to continue. . . Press it again.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The life of penguins.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Failures.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

Pavlov's dog

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Pavlov's Dream

"People are crazy."