Behaviorism Pillows

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Failures.

One giant bark for dogkind.

Pavlov's dog

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Pavlov's Dream

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"People are crazy."

Monkey casino study.

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Lab rat dreams.

'And what a horrible little package.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"