Behavioral Analyst T-Shirts

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Didn't listen to my mother.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Failures.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

"People are crazy."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Kids' energy levels

Pavlov's Dream

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Please Miss, I know why birds fly south in the winter. It's because it's too far to walk!'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"Why would I demean myself to be Master's best friend when I can be Master's master?"

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload