Beer Therapy Believer Pillows

I feel great! You're a brilliant psychiatrist, Dr. Pukachkin! The name's Kapuchnik, Al

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Beer Stall

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

In case of emergency, break glass.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Sermon on the Grounds...

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Post-psychoanalysis

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"High Priest"

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'