Beer Scientist T-Shirts

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"States of tofu"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Beer Stall

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

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