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BEER BELLY

Beer Stall

His Her Cakes

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Beer Order

The birth of junk mail.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Bake-a-thon.

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

'More buzz for the buck.'

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Recyclable Coffins

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"His name is Fritz and he is into Shmaltz!"

"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

'Can you touch your toes?'

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

"I'm sorry I said that. It was the beer captioning."

"He's still hoping that drinking might become an Olympic sport."

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

'That Popemobile hologram is a godsend for you, eh, Holy Father? Another pint?

"When I said the coffee flowed like a river here at the office, I meant it literally."

Onward