Beer Mat Flipper Pillows

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

City Boy.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Beer Order

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Your shout!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

The first animation.

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

A dog at the bar having a drink out of a toilet bowl.

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.