Beer Balancer Mugs

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'Fitness guru.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

The hour of justice

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'He has a learning disorder.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Gymnasts

Dutch Courage

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"It's beer flavored prune juice."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Furthest bounced drunk.

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

The Drinker.

Bath Juggler

Beer Fancier