Ball Balancer Mugs

Bath Juggler

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Information Tightrope.

The hour of justice

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Fitness Course.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

Waiting staff

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

Dancing Person

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Music Tightrope

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'Tennis'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

"Weird! How long has that been there?"