Beef Jerky Aficionado T-Shirts

"I don' think Baldo is good with his money."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Eat Beef

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Jelly I.V.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

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Family Butcher.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Down on Her.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Veal or non-veal?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."