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Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Jelly I.V.

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Replica Football Merchandise

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

'Niche market'

Yo! The Amboys!

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

COVID19 ACE

A Day at the Comics Bar

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Lesser-known character, Jerry, the free-lancer.

The medievalist goes on a blind date.

Stoop Fan

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"

The saying is actually a fool and his money are soon parted, but don't worry, I don't intend to let either of those things happen!

A Redneck Christmas