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"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Football Crazy strip six

King and Jester

Jelly I.V.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'What's wrong with you?'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

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Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

Jester

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

"What a pro."

'Niche market'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Yo! The Amboys!

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"Mr. Schley says that if the economy continues to improve in the next quarter we may be able to suffer fools gladly."

"What the hell is a jack?"

Clown King

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."