Bee Joke Lover Pillows

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

"Get out of my face!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This will sting a bit."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'