Beekeeping Humor Pillows

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Bee flying to another flower.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

Greenfingers.

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Bees SOS

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Get out of my face!"

Honey Wallah

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This will sting a bit."

Fly fishing.

Comb Sweet Comb

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Time is HONEY

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"Think about the honey."

Bees v Wasps

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."