Beekeeping Humor T-Shirts

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

Bee flying to another flower.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Greenfingers.

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Bees SOS

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Get out of my face!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Fly fishing.

"This will sting a bit."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Think about the honey."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Bees v Wasps

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'