Bee Joke Lover Gifts

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

Higher wisdom...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Get out of my face!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Time is HONEY

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine