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"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Atomic Bear: Part 22

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Super hero dog.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'