Bedtime Comic Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Super hero dog.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."