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'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

Bedtime story.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Boy and Bear and Monster

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'