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'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

Bedtime story.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Boy and Bear and Monster

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."