Beds Pillows

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."

Water bed.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Bed & Bagel'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

How Snakes Sleep.

Sheet Music

'Mine!'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

Memory-foam pillows...

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Guest Houses.

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

"Bed Clothes"

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

"I only told him I needed bedding."

Introducing the Tofuton

'There's a four letter word for what we do in bed -R-E-A-D.'