Beds Pillows

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."

Water bed.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'Bed & Bagel'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

'Pillow too soft?'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

How Snakes Sleep.

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

Sheet Music

'Mine!'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"Bed Clothes"

Memory-foam pillows...

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Guest Houses.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

"I only told him I needed bedding."