Bedroom Philosopher T-Shirts

So on a scale of one to ten, how's I do? Can I use Fractions?

Why you must get up.

"Self-isolation used to be fun when it was my decision."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

I can't believe you're still hogging the sheets.

Your antidepressants are in the oven.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

"I can't be bothered to do nothing, I'm just going to let it happen."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Well did he?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"So that's where you were last night."

"Think about the honey."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Vanity artist

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Isn't that a surveillance camera?